The best way to stalk is unintentionally. There is no need to choose a subject. Wait for the subject to come to you. The key is to make it spontaneous. It may be the cute boy with the leather jacket. Or the one with the pre-med textbooks. Or, in our case, The Piano Guys. Don't worry, it was just a really big deal. This is based on real-life experience, so it is practically fool proof! You can become a professional, too, in just ten simple steps!
1. Choose your partner in crime. It helps if they are your best friend and happen to be super darling.
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Tay and I |
2. Eat some delicious food. It gets the creative juices flowing and enhances your unintentional stalker skills.
3. Choose your location. We decided to visit Thanksgiving Point Gardens that day. We make good choices.
4. Find a mode of transportation. This could be anything from your own two feet to an air force jet. Golf carts work brilliantly as well.
5. "Drink" from the fountain of squirty goodness. (Disclaimer: This step is not required, but certainly gets you into the zone.) (Disclaimer Dos: We didn't really drink from this.)
6. Observe your surroundings. Look around and see if there is anyone worth pursuing. Or just listen. The Piano Guys could be right outside the door to the Secret Garden!
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Steve was playing his cello behind that door! |
7. Attempt to take stalker pictures. Then, get on your golf cart and make as much *unintentional* noise as possible. Squeaky brakes really enhance the experience.
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Ladies and gentlemen... The Piano Guys? |
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The "walk-by-and-take-a-pic" method. Nailed it. |
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We are really good at being quiet. |
8. Casually run into your subject(s). It helps if they need a ride to their truck and you happen to have a golf cart. They may even 'reward' you... =)
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Al and Jeremy, two of The Piano Guys. =) |
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Trying to get a pic of them.... Yes. (PS CHECK OUT MY WRISTBAND!) |
9. Strike up a conversation with your subject and then ask for a picture. This is the best way to get stalker pics that actually have the subject in them.
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Watching them film |
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Steve in his element |
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Tay and Steve |
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Me, Steve and Tay! Oh and his cello. =) |
10. Mission complete. It is always best to finish up your extravaganza with a picture of their truck. Or trailer. Or both.
And that is it folks. Now go and do.